Three names you go by:

Frye
C.J.
Jagoff

Three screennames you have:

fryeness
fryegod
fryelicious

Three things you like about yourself:

Humor
The fact I'm still alive
That I had the balls to change my life

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:

My face
My body
The fact that I dwell on those things

Three parts of your heritage:

Cherokee
Irish
German

Three things that scare you:

Empty bank account
Dying alone
Loss of friends

Three of your everyday essentials:

Dr. Pepper
Los Angeles Times
Music

Three things you are wearing right now:

Jacket
Jeans
Button-down shirt

Three of your favorite bands/artists (at the moment):

Amp
Explosions In The Sky
Isis

Three of your favorite songs at present:

Mike Watt, "Pissbags And Tubin'"
Faces, "Flying"
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, "Babe, You Turn Me On"

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:

Seven additional sexual positions
Finishing a novel
Finding a third thing to try

Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):

Trust
Mutual admiration
Someone to talk with until morning

Two truths and a lie:

I have brownish black hair.
I've been known to enjoy The Godz' Last Testament.
I'm confident in the future of this country.

Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to you:

Sense of humor
Intellect
Their willingness to kick me in the ass when necessary

Three things you just can't do:

Play drums
Win an i-Pod
Lie to writers

Three of your favorite hobbies:

Writing
Watching movies
Imagining myself on The Charlie Rose Show, reflecting on an illustrious career.

Three things you want to do really badly right now:

Go home
Be done with this project
Savor a moment

Three careers you're considering:

Writer
Nic Harcourt's doppleganger
Exotic dancer

Three places you want to go on vacation:

London
Belfast
Toronto

Three kids' names:

Danny
C.J.
Honeybear

Three things you want to do before you die:

Be the subject of an in-depth interview.
Produce a television documentary.
Save a woman from a tiger.

Three people who have to take this quiz now:

Becky
Jeff
Steve