There's great danger for the loneliest ranger of all.

Monday, April 19, 2004

Man, don't y'all hate it when your days are both exhilarating and shitty? It's like crashing a helicopter into Hooters, but it turns out that it's closed, although Uma Thurman just happens to stop by and announces that she'll give her body and soul for a cigarette lighter, but you don't smoke, so she walks away, but she falls off a cliff, but you save her, but you're both confronted and partially devoured by mountain lions, but they're chased off by a herd of wild moose before they reach any vital organs or appendages, but the moose eat your shoes off, and there's nothing but lava rock for miles.

My day's been like that.

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